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WH, HuffPo tout Colo. O-care success numbering in the one; Journo flummoxed

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WH, HuffPo tout Colo. O-care success numbering in the one; Journo flummoxed

http://twitter.com/#!/JeffYoung/status/385549084154949632

ONE! One had “success” allegedly. That is such a big deal that White House deputy press secretary Eric Schultz, who on Wednesday admitted that the White House is holding our memorials for ransom, gleefully retweeted it.

http://twitter.com/#!/Schultz44/status/385553760254038018

Bless.

Even more bless your heart-y? It appears that one woman didn’t even actually enroll nor obtain insurance:

Perl visited Connect for Health Colorado early Tuesday morning to comparison shop and avoided technical problems that some Coloradans found on the site by putting off creating an account for now, she said.

After learning more information, like whether her children can still see their current doctors, Perl wants to buy a plan for her kids by Nov. 15. “As a working mom, I don’t need anything extra at all to do in the holiday season,” she said.

The mad giggling just won’t end!

Citizens aren’t impressed. First, the healthcare.gov parody weighed in.

http://twitter.com/#!/HealthCare_gov/status/385583881992171520

Snicker.

http://twitter.com/#!/JeffYoung/status/385549811644375040

Um. Real journalist, people! He hasn’t been able to find one of those mythical creatures. Even though, as Twitchy has reported, those mythical creatures are, you know, everywhere.

http://twitter.com/#!/GregCrawford/status/385554260001185792
http://twitter.com/#!/camharris_us/status/385555810656333824

Ding, ding, ding! Since we are givers, we’ll help Mr. Young, master journalist, further:

You’re welcome.

http://twitter.com/#!/camharris_us/status/385581787008606208

Yep!

Perhaps photographic evidence will help the intrepid reporter!

http://twitter.com/#!/JeffYoung/status/385579716104953856

Nope! Still flummoxed. Words are so very hard. Even shiny pictures don’t help.

Young is also baffled by this:

http://twitter.com/#!/JeffYoung/status/385597115759882241

What?! He doesn’t understand. It does not compute. Unicorns!

http://twitter.com/#!/philipaklein/status/385600845104283648

Indeed.

http://twitter.com/#!/chessninja/status/385601872276377600
http://twitter.com/#!/JeffYoung/status/385604327567810560

Don’t burst his precious little bubble, dude.

http://twitter.com/#!/JeffYoung/status/385605501159239680

Waah! But back to this perplexing implausible thing:

http://twitter.com/#!/JeffYoung/status/385602268881776641

Oh, well. Case closed!

http://twitter.com/#!/JeffYoung/status/385603903490109440

Sigh.

And still more incomprehensible questions:

http://twitter.com/#!/petersuderman/status/385578850081468416

Hmm. Funny that. But, hey, no worries. That’s not important:

http://twitter.com/#!/petersuderman/status/385584908254453760

Whatever! That’s neither here nor there. What really matters is that Obama is awesome.

http://twitter.com/#!/petersuderman/status/385585164773912576

Ha! Clearly that’s not a job for a “real journalist.” Their pom-poms seem to interfere with actual reporting.

Related:

‘Unbelievable!’ WH issues World War II memorial ransom note (Bonus ‘iconic’ Obama image)

Truth-ache! Errors in a nutshell: Don’t miss this perfect Obamacare ‘glitch’ pic

To ensure ‘smooth shopping,’ Colorado’s ‘Vegas-like’ Obamacare exchange won’t allow new accounts

‘Metaphor alert!’ WH touts high number of visitors to O-care website; Enrolled? Crickets

Day 2: DoL official says healthcare.gov is ‘open for business’; Twitter users say otherwise

It’s so popular! Congressman says Conn. Obamacare applications skyrocket to 167

Patience exhausted: MSNBC reporter tries to sign up for O-care exchange on air, gives up

Getting worse! Fed marketplace, state O-Care exchanges: Guys, you can ‘keep’ errors [pics]

‘Classic’ @BarackObama beclowning: ‘Obamacare is here’; So is hilarious mockery

Heckuva job! @HealthCareGov shamed into apology after touting glitchy O-care website

Oops! California’s health insurance exchange: It’s you? And spelling is hard [pic]

Online adventures with Obamacare: Reps admit ‘known’ security bug, but ‘please be patient,’ guys

‘So much for security!’ Health insurance websites continue ‘head desk’ fail

Hilarious! DNC touts ‘what affordable care looks like’; Citizens: Fixed it for you, DNC! [pics]

Surprise! Obamacare health insurance exchange websites don’t work; HealthCare.gov a total mess

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/03/wh-huffpo-tout-colo-o-care-enrollment-numbering-in-the-one-journo-flummoxed-by-reality/

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