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20 Stages Of Getting In Shape, As Told By “American Psycho”

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20 Stages Of Getting In Shape, As Told By "American Psycho"

You’ll literally be slaying everyone at the gym.

1. So, you got a gym membership.

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2. And it came with a super intense personal training session.

20 Stages Of Getting In Shape, As Told By "American Psycho"

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3. You were advised to start keeping a food journal.

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4. You heard it’s great to stretch in the morning, so you give that a try.

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5. And commercial breaks become a time to practice your form.

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6. You decide getting a gym buddy is the best way to hold yourself accountable.

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But somehow that buddy is always “out of town” when it’s time to work out…

7. You often notice the person beside you on the treadmill isn’t even sweating.

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8. Then, a random person volunteers to show you how to work a machine.

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9. The only time you sleep in, you have to rush to the crowded gym after work.

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10. But you can’t always leave the house to work out, so you resort to dated fitness videos.

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11. The gym is always playing terrible music.

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12. And your sweaty body isn’t the cutest under fluorescent lighting.

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13. Your skin starts to get weird from a heat rash you acquired running your first mile.

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14. And you’re hungrier than ever.

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15. Your friends are weirded out by how determined you are rain or shine.

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16. But you make new gym friends by giving lots of compliments to the super ripped people.

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17. Everyone is envious of how amazing you look.

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18. And you actually start to surprise yourself by how strong you’ve gotten.

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19. You feel a little guilty, but others just couldn’t beat you!

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20. Like, you’re literally slaying everyone else at the gym.

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